Funny Dominican pictures
That's why this picture of Lionel Messi staring longingly at the World Cup trophy has just been named the best sport photograph of 2014 by World Press Photo.
REUTERS/Bao Tailiang/Chengdu Economic Daily/World Press Photo
A fine picture, granted.
But this is Row Zed. We are the site that brings you stories of a well-endowed Cristiano Ronaldo statue, genital-threatening goal celebrations and Ryan Giggs doing keepy-ups with a potato.
With that in mind, a quick look at our gallery (above) of 2014's best pictures should tell you what WE consider to be a brilliant sports image.
It should have an impending sense of danger and/or doom:
Josh Hedges/Zuffa LLC/Zuffa LLC via Getty Images
It should capture something very odd, bordering on the inexplicable:
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